Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
God I need to hump something, right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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