just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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