Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
nutella sex= disaster
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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