ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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