drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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