after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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