just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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