Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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