How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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