I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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