Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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