the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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