Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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