is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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