Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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