Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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