Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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