i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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