I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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