just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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