Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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