So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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