How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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