we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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