We need to start having sex underwater more often.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Are we still banned from the library?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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