dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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