so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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