she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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