Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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