The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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