oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
They have beer where we have blood.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Congratulations! We have a period
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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