i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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