remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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