on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
seriously i just wanna be friends
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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