I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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