Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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