In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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