Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I licked your asshole in confidence.