Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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