I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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