Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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