it hurts more in the daytime
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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