We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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