I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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