Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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