Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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