Plan B is the new Plan A
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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