I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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