we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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