So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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