Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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