so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Michael Bay diarrhea
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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