just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
someone get that fucking seahorse.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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