Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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