Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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