Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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