He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Life is so much better after having sex.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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