Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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