So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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